OK a funny for today....

I have the littlest niece today and she gets to my office and is all sad, lip out the whole nine yards...
So I ask her why she is so upset.... She got a time out at the babysitters today... Why, sprite? Because I just couldn't stop singing!, I couldn't, it just had to come out and I woke up the baby.... Poor kid, she seems to have a similar affliction to her Aunt Willow, my mouth often gets the best of me....
So I told her that was too bad, but if she was going to be sad, we couldn't go to McDonald's and get a Happy meal, I would have to get her a Grumpy meal! What is in a Grumpy meal? .... Crabby paddy, moldy fries and sour milk...YUCK that would make me puke! (This kid, KILLS ME) So I told her to suck in her lip and smile and we could get the happy meal instead, So out came this grin, all I could think was god I hope that grin doesn't freeze on her face, Ill have a heck of a time explaining that....
But first, when she comes to the office I get her to empty all of the individual employees shred boxes in the the big locked shred box, I have convinced her that there is a monkey in there and he eats all the paper.....* i know that is evil to trick the kid* but she gets a kick out of it and the employee that sits next to the box kicks the side of it to make it sound like a monkey is in there moving around, she usually shrieks and everyone laughs their butts off, because she is just sooooo cute! *i know, i know, bad aunt witch*

by the way, I keep laughing this butt off and it keeps finding me, whats up with that????