Bad Aunt Witch....

Well, after we left the office, got McDonald's the littlest niece and I headed home to do chores
and wait for her mother to get done at the doctors...

We were having a conversation (I am forever picking on her, sorry, its just too fun) about her pre-school... and I said isn't that the school that smells like stinky feet. Well, big mistake...

She crossed her arms,brought her eye brows together and informed me "that she had had enough of me, her school doesn't smell like stinky feet (well maybe the floor does) but the rest doesn't and she was going to tell her teacher on me...." I so wanted to bust a gut....

Then she told her mother on me.... and I was told once the teacher got wind of this I was not going to be welcome at pre-school.... Whew, that was close.... I got out of that by the skin of my teeth.... (a room full of screaming 4 year old, yikes)

Wonder what I can come up with next to get out of kindergarten duty.... Hmmmm... Your teacher looks like ??????? I don't know I have a few months to work on it....

I know, I know BAD BAD aunt witch.....

But after what my brothers pulled when my two were little, its my turn.... Like telling Nate to call farmers in green hats, Chicken Pluckers, well, we all know that is not what came out of a 2 and a half year olds mouth.... Every time I saw a green hat, I couldn't get my hand over that kids mouth fast enough.....

And in our town you can't spit without seeing a green hat, so I was really busy.... I can't believe I survived now, reflecting on it... people must have thought I was insane... maybe that is why some people still run the other way.... hmmmm....