This is how it is going....

On the way to my parents the other night I hit a speed bump. I guess its that time of year racing to get their nuts off the road. I did feel bad... I always do, but the stupid squirrel was still booking after I nailed him, dragging his behind but he never dropped the nut.

Last night I headed up on the mountain again to my parents to get horse hay. My mom had already informed me I was staying for dinner... So I walk in the kitchen and there are frosted sugar cookies, one of my favorite meal's in the oven and cherry cobbler on the other counter... I look at my mom and say..."Are you afraid I'm not coming back or are you trying to make sure I don't fit in the plane seat?" She just smacked me.... who does she think she is Coffee Man? Yes, you... You smacked me just this morning over at your blog.... BULLY.....Blog abuse, I tell ya... Ok in his defense, I did sass him and he IS OLDER....so.....

So, back to my story... I ate dinner... luckily Pops and I had loaded the hay before dinner, I could barley move.... UGGGG...then I had to go home and unload the hay....*smacks, myself in the forehead*...

But the best part was Mom telling me that my favorite dinner might taste like plastic, huh????? I guess my mom had left my Pops a note to preheat the oven and put the meatloaf and scalloped potato's in the oven at 5:00pm... So he did, but he didn't remove the plastic wrap first! His reply..."It didn't say that on the note!" Geeze....Pops... So I told him we were even... he had to stop picking on me forgetting to remove the gizzards from the turkey before I cooked it (a million years ago, now) and I wouldn't pick on him about this....He said "Deal!" It all tasted yummy to me, all the same.....

My brother Chip was being a turd, yes a TURD...to his lovely wife the other day... She is in her sisters wedding this weekend and its a high end affair and Chip well, he doesn't handle these occasions with grace, he is out of his element... So I told him he needed to give her some support during this and KNOCK it OFF... His reply "What more support does she need? I bought her a new Bra?" TURD, I tell ya.... but dang it, I still had to laugh.... I can't believe Michelle puts up with him...

Well, this will be it for a week or so....as I head out west....but I will be back...with a hunk, a tiny pooch and two ducks? Ducks? More Ducks.....did he just say ducks????? and they run???? from what????? Good Grief.......