In the Willows...

In the Willows...

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

4 year old wanted felon....

yes, my brother was four when he hit the most wanted list... he was reformed back into society in the worst possible way.... he had his ass paddled the whole way.... and he has had to live with this story, basically his whole life.... So lets get our families public humiliation out in the open and let it live on.... for future generations to learn from....or laugh at.... as long as they learn....

I remember, well I really don't... the only thing I do know is we are in the death trap and we are tootling down the road, dust from the road hitting us in the face, jumping unsecured in the back seat and I notice that drool boy has a sucker and I don't...... MMMMMMOOOOMMMMM.............

What?..... comes from the faceless mass of hair in the front seat..... Chips got a lollipop!

ERK........ goes the breaks..... we are grabbing through the air despritly for somtheing to grip to save our selfs from flying out one of the four open windows, to keep our little unseatbelted bodies from death.....

I don't remember being able to understand the string of words coming from the faceless mass of hair in the front seat... I think we had to grip something again as the car spun around in the direction back from where we were coming, the lolly had disappeared from his little hand....

When we came to a jerking halt at the store, I remember being told not to move (or I would die)...my little brother was escorted by a stomping mad as a wet hen, mama into the store.

Where his felony was reported and he was made to confess, under conditions I am sure would have been illegal in under the rules of the Geneva Convention.


They returned to the car, my little brother with huge crocodile tears running down his face and his usual kool aid colored drool stain on the front of his shirt. I felt bad... I didn't mean to get him in trouble, I just wanted a lollipop, too.... but now all I had was a pissed off mom and a blubbering brother and NO LOLLIPOP.... another day down the crapper and no candy....

2 comments:

COFFEE MAN said...

sounds to me like the ring leader of the crime and mastermind of it got away with it scott free !!

Callie said...

These are great family stories. Thanks for sharing.