Its awful.... I found out this weekend that I am a CHEATER.....
But thankfully its totally on accident.... See Evan and I went out on Friday night to meet up with our buds, Noodle Ninja Warrior and Inspector Underpants at the Woodland Roadhouse and ended up heading back to the house for a game of Farkle.....
So as we are playing, and I take a chance on stealing extra points from Inspector Underpants, I Farkle, which means I didn't roll a 1 or a 5 dice... So I get 500 points deducted from my score.... UMMMM.... You mean you don't get the whole 1500 points I had bet on????? Only 500 points..... Now Evan is looking at me with raised eyebrows and a huge grin on his face.....
Evan: "You are in so much trouble you, Cheater.... I am going to tell my dad....."
Me: "What, I didn't mean it....Crap...OH my god... I taught your family with the wrong rules...what do you mean your going to call your dad and tell on me....."
Evan: gets out his phone and starts dialing.....
Me: "Crap, your dad is going to kill me....
Evan: Evil laugh..... his phone is ringing.....
So he rat finks the whole thing out to his dad....."Ya, dad you won't believe what Tina Marie did...." Everyone gets a good laugh, including me....even though I am quite embarrassed that I had that rule wrong, and I am pretty sure that cost his dad a couple of our Farkle games in Colorado...
Oh ya... by the way... Evan soundly whomped all our butts...
We went to my brothers (Chip and Michelle) for dinner on Saturday night... Watched the movie "Duplicity".... I sat there the whole time trying to follow the plot... I was very confused... I didn't like it at all.... So glad that Michelle and I did not waste 10 bucks to see it in the theaters for "Girls Night Out"...
Then on Sunday..... I killed a bra....totally on accident, but it was Samanthas favorite and I sent to to its doom in the dryer.....I mean I feel bad, but its not like I backed over the dog...but she stood there holding this limp black bra that used to stand up on its own and...."But mom you dont understand, I need all the help I can get and this was expensive" Sorry kiddo, I didnt mean it.....really.... want one of mine? We could stuff it with well....a whole sheet, might work....